Delhi laws - shivjeet Kullar

1. the other side law: if my side of the road has traffic jam, then i can drive on the wrong side and the incoming cars will be rerouted via meerut

2. queue nahin hai rule: if i wanna break a queue, noone notices me if I avoid looking at them

3. cinema hall fact: if i get a call on my mobile, the movie in the hall goes to pause

4. the burrp break: louder i burrp, better it is for others digestion

5. VIP rule: I me, my mainu, main aamee moi