Pinglish: shivjeet

1. relax, mai punj minta vich pauncha va:i may arrive in 5 multiplied by 20 +ten - 10 multiplied by 1.5 minutes

2. twanuy paise mil jaange, 100 percent gurantee: odds of you seeing me again is 1 in a million

3. party 8 pm shuru changa? dont come at 8 pm. dare you come before 11...